{"product_id":"i-smoke-it-all-premium-distressed-cap","title":"“I Smoke It All” Premium Distressed Cap","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"163\" data-end=\"293\"\u003eFor the guy who’s got the brisket dialed, the ribs on lock, and somehow still finds time to be the best-dressed man at the smoker…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"295\" data-end=\"314\"\u003eThis one’s for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"316\" data-end=\"472\"\u003eMeet the first drop from our \u003cstrong data-start=\"345\" data-end=\"379\"\u003ePitmaster Privilege Collection\u003c\/strong\u003e — a line built for the \u003cem data-start=\"403\" data-end=\"447\"\u003esmoking hot man who already has everything\u003c\/em\u003e… except better headwear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"474\" data-end=\"477\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"kppn2v\" data-start=\"479\" data-end=\"514\"\u003e💨 Why this hat hits different:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"515\" data-end=\"999\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1wwl2f\" data-start=\"515\" data-end=\"675\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"517\" data-end=\"543\"\u003ePremium distressed cap\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"543\" data-end=\"546\"\u003eThat perfectly broken-in, “I’ve been smoking meat since sunrise” look — without actually waking up at 4am (unless you want to).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1d5ml7e\" data-start=\"677\" data-end=\"825\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"679\" data-end=\"705\"\u003eAll embroidered design\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"705\" data-end=\"708\"\u003eNo cheap prints here. Clean, bold stitching that holds up through heat, smoke, and questionable amounts of bourbon.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1c0htq8\" data-start=\"827\" data-end=\"999\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"829\" data-end=\"855\"\u003eStatement piece energy\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"855\" data-end=\"858\"\u003e“I Smoke It All” — not a suggestion, a lifestyle.\u003cbr data-start=\"909\" data-end=\"912\"\u003eBrisket. Pork. Chicken. Sausages. 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